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By Heather Mann

Terrible Bridgit, who overvalued the scale of her head―her home made frilly lace bathe cap got here instantly all the way down to her chin. And who can blame Lindsey for pondering “glitter shoes” appeared like a funky, effortless undertaking rather than what it grew to become out to be: a puddle of gleaming glop. and very, whoever published that amazing Spaghetti-Stuffed Garlic Bread on Pinterest could be sued. whilst Mindy pulled hers from the oven, it seemed like a “hot mess of intestines streaming out of doughy flesh.” Mmmm, thanks, Pinterest!

Written through Heather Mann, writer of CraftFail.com, her hilarious web publication with thousands of web page perspectives and millions of fans, CraftFail celebrates the artistic procedure, yet from the opposite aspect. this is often the stuff that will get the “A for Effort” and LOL for consequence. yet as soon as the laughter dies down, it additionally conjures up a hot feel-good recognize for crafters who aren’t afraid to fail. in spite of everything, no matter if there’s now not a mortal alive other than Martha who could make a Waxed center helpful of striking on your window to trap the sunlight, why shouldn’t many attempt? whilst it is going incorrect, why shouldn’t the remainder of us get pleasure from this Epic Fail? after which examine the entire full-color photographs that record it.

domestic decor fails, style fails, vacation fails, meals fails, child crafting fails― as one nameless crafter stated: “It wasn’t imagined to finish this way.” fortunately for us, it did.

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